Seen on a tombstone in England
"Remember man, as you walk by,To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone:
As you are now, so once was I.
As I am now, so shall you be.
Remember this and follow me."
"To follow you I'll not consent
Until I know which way you went."
Here are the top 10 things that men understand about women:
(You guessed it)
Give Unto Caesar
The preacher answers his phone.
"Hello is this the preacher?"
"This is the IRS. Can you help us?"
"Do you know a Sam Cohen?"
"Is he a member of your congregation?"
"Did he donate $10,000?"
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